I'm Billy. Twenty-one years old. Male. Straight. I enjoy Harry Potter, John Mayer, Taylor Swift, Fleetwood Mac, Friends, How I Met Your Mother, literature, Doctor Who, Mad Men, and several other things I'm forgetting at the moment. I'm a fourth year teaching major with bright eyes and a hope to change the world.
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rowanandphoenixfeather:

one of my roommates used to work with 5th graders in a creative writing class thing and they had to write a romance and most of the kids wrote stories about princesses and crap but this one little girl wrote about how a marshmallow fell in love with a mug of cocoa and he loved the cocoa so much that in order to be with her he melted and died like wow kid that’s some shakespearian shit right there

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rorywilliamspants:

Sometimes I forget that Space Jam actually happened. 
Like, someone sat down and said, “No, but listen, basketball movie. Michael Jordan. Loony Toons.” and a production company said, “YES! GOOD! PERFECT! PUT BILL MURRAY IN IT!”
Sometimes it just feels like a collective 1990s acid trip. 

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night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies


Am I the only one that adores this?

night-take-my-soul:

you-wish-you-had-this-url:

221cbakerstreet:

charlotteiq:

jade-cooper:

sarah-belham:

"The Favorite" by Omar Rayyan

Favorite what? Demon?!

Loving the fact that whatever it is is wearing a matching flower.

18th century Lilo and Stitch

so i looked up some of this guys other stuff and I

uh

what the fuck

sexy parrot girls yeah ok

oh look the demon has little babies

Am I the only one that adores this?

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minazarei:

allenbybeardsley:

*video game boss the size of a skyscraper* 

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FIGHT THIS THING" 

*ten minutes later* 

"that…was surprisingly easy." 

*video game boss that is just normal dude with sword* 

"ahhh this’ll probably be easy" 

*ten hours later*

"fuck. shit. god. I can’t do this anymore. you’ve bested me. I will no longer play a game again. I have been disgraced." 

image

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randomfatechidna:

it’s been two hours since i’ve moved 120 minutes since i last spoke. this is the first thing i’ve laughed at in that time